Miami Swim Week Has Tits Too (VIDEO)

Swim Week in Miami was invented as an excuse to assemble attractive young women to walk around half naked. So similar origins to the University of Florida. It’s pretty clear that the world can’t possibly need nine-hundred different designers working on nothing but women’s slacks. Ditto for bikinis. You need one horny dude to draw the shit and a second guy who understands garment construction and has a cousin in Guangdong.

If you’re running out girls in a bikini fashio show you’re just trying to convince your dad you have a real job. Kudos to the chick who designed the see-through tops. That seems practical. If boners had credit cards, you could start paying your own rent.

_{Photo Credit: Cirone At Swim Week}