Devon Windsor in A Bikini

If you’re tall and skinny and don’t have an opinion either way about sweatshops in Myanmar, there’s a sixty percent chance you’ve been signed by Victoria’s Secret. The plus-sized model craze seems to be crazing slower than projected by breathless hyperboles in HuffPo’s Yeast Infection vertical.

There used to be about a half-dozen Victoria’s Secret angels. You could name the Brazilian slums they fled from before getting tits. Expansion can kill a brand. Somebody inevitably becomes Jacksonville. The world worked better when attractive twenty year old girls did some junior college.

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