Charlotte McKee in A Bikini

It’s a big day when a New York based fashion model heads down to Miami for representation. Blank-faced Polaroids in nude underwear become salacious glossies in bikinis. New York wants tiny tits and boyish bodies. Miami wants giant screaming honkers and streams of last night’s rapper cream pie running down your leg.

This isn’t like moving to the American League and learning to manage with a DH. This is a seismic shift in faking who you are and how fuckable men find you. Watch co-ed webcam porn on the drive down the I-95 for pointers. Emojis can’t save you now.

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