Maitland Ward in A Bikini

The precise breadth of the market for women showing off in bikinis on social media remains undetermined. This chick is thirty-nine and relatively celebrity unknown but is making a strong play for aftermarket follows. The masses have accepted that anybody can be a social media sensation, but with the inherent understanding that that anybody is a nineteen year old co-ed at a Texas junior college.

If middle aged women with decent cans can turn this into a second income to pay for kids’ karate lessons, then Instagram star becomes no more meaningful than HuffPo blogger. Shooting revealing selfies in your bathroom becomes the new Mary Kay Cosmetics franchising opportunity. If everybody is special than nobody is special. Which is sad only when talking about tits.

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