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June 10, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
If you’re a diminutive 22 year old child who many people instinctively and justifiably want to punch in the face, at some point you’re going to have to throw a blow. Some guy apparently tapped Bieber on the head in the lobby of his hotel. It appears Justin Bieber’s life is essentially based on humiliating himself. He has to sing those shitty songs with a straight face and eye-fuck nine year olds in the front row.
Outside of that he takes roles in Zoolander 2 where the joke is just that he’s a stupid douchebag. At a certain point you become a beacon for hecklers and you have to take a stand. Make sure you’re in a large crowd of people. Even then, seek out a confined space like this hotel lobby. Pull this shit in the desert and people may just form a Fight Club circle around you. Then you’re fucked. Bieber picked his spot well. He got off one punch, then the guy tackled him and was going to beat the shit out of him but got pulled off. Now if you’re Bieber you can claim you wanted the fight to go on and had him on the ground right where you wanted him. Everyone knows it’s bullshit but they respect the fact that you put in the effort.
Ten times out of ten you should ignore whoever is fucking with you. You’ve got a lot more to lose, people carry knives, and you might just knock the guy out cold and face a murder rap. This isn’t how to prove yourself and chicks will not fuck you after engaging in a street fight with a weed dealer. The Short Man’s complex is a tangible thing. Hence weight classes and Bieber’s tiny night fist.