Metisha Schaefer in A Bikini

This German model speaks five languages fluently. Which is not nearly as helpful as learning the interrogative “more vagina?” in twenty. She used to date a British TV “gladiator” dude until she saw the ravages of steroids on the human testicles. Woo a girl with your muscles, keep her with some ability to produce even a drop of semen. If you’re not in Miami you’re not even trying to find who’s going to take care of you when you get sick of squats and starvation. Wet looks good on you. Consider a terrarium with a water enclosure. 

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