Drake Lets Terrorists Win

In the wake of singer Christina Grimmie’s shooting death at the hands of an obsessed fan, Justin Bieber and now Drake have cancelled all meet-and-greets associated with their tours, breaking the hearts of coked up thirteen year olds across the nation. Not only are Drake and Bieber pussies for altering their behavior over mass hysteria, they’re also too big of pussies to admit why they did it. They were also both pussies to begin with, meaning they are now enormous pussies the size of Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy.

If that chick got shot does that mean I’m next? No. That’s how narcissists think and why the government is able to control the population. Young girls listen to Drake, not deranged stalkers from Iowa. Like any other dipshit who believes the hype, Drake is completely delusional about how he will actually die. You’re not good enough to have a Lennon killer. If you do get shot it’s going to be in some ghetto ass club like 1Oak where you voluntarily spend your time or getting overturned in a Lamborghini. Or an overdose. Way to play into the paranoia, tone deaf sheep.

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