Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope

Amber Heard is suing Doug Stanhope for defamation because he wrote an article claiming he witnessed her threatening to lie about Johnny Depp in order to extort money, and also because it’s probably true and really pissed her off and she’s been able to leverage her lawyers to intimidate people. It’s 2016. You don’t hire goons with brass knuckles, it’s some frat guy from UMASS. Heard says she will donate her winnings to a battered women’s shelter. This chick is good. Picture her cutting in line at the airport and then explaining how she’s a domestic abuse survivor.

Heard’s lawyers are likely demanding Stanhope retract his claims, but he’s a prickly bastard and may enjoy drawing this out to prove that people shouldn’t be silenced by coke head strip mall lawyers. Who wouldn’t donate to the GoFundMe page to pay Stanhope’s legal fees, we need a new Larry Flynt. Heard is on the run but she’s got a couple of full clips, let’s not let her shoot her way out of this.

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