Bieber Tranqs His Tiger

Tiger blood seemed cooler when it was a cheeky euphemism for the obviously heterosexual AIDS running through Charlie Sheen’s veins. Less cool when loaded with sedatives to keep a Bengal Tiger comatose at an engagement party for Justin Bieber’s righteous dad, Jeremy. You’d have thought Jeremy Bieber would’ve given up on romance after fucking a teen runaway and making a very small grown up who can’t grow facial hair. Jeremy’s prospects certainly got richer when his son named him chief beer and weed connect. 

PETA noted that the Biebers hired out the feline from a local animal trainer known for abusing large cats. Also that the tiger begged for more whip rather than attend a Bieber party.

Justin and other guests are lucky that they weren’t attacked by the wild animals. In similar situations, animals have been known to lash out because of the stress of their miserable lives.

It’s hard not to note the tenor of disappointment in that mention of good fortune. PETA seemed less concerned about the naked girls covered in sushi Jeremy arranged to be lunch centerpieces. If your fiancé invites nude models to your engagement party and you still go through with the wedding, everything that comes after is entirely on you. Somebody blow the attack whistle. The tiger that ate Roy’s face is hungry for more tiny smooth face.

_{Photo credit: Justin Bieber/Instagram}