Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

If you disseminate sexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you’re Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubious pic gets paid. Bieber recently posted a photo of a hot chick on his Instagram and queried his fans something eloquent along the lines of, “WTF who dis yo?!” Now the girl in the picture, identified as Dutch-born Cindy Kimberly, has signed a professional modeling contract. Also, she’s seventeen.

Bieber may look like he’s fourteen, but he’s twenty-one. And in the states that matter, it would be illegal for him to fingerblast the 17-year-old’s Netherlands with his third thumb. Good thing she lives in Spain, where if there’s grass on the upper lip, she’s old enough for more than just the tip. That expression sounds better in Spanish. Siri, when’s the next nonstop to Madrid?

Photo credit: Cindy Kimberly/Instagram