Amy Schumer Plus Size Guffaws

Amy Schumer posted a picture of herself to Instagram in a bikini with the caption, “Taylor that’s not a thigh gap, this is a thigh gap.” The comment in reference to Taylor Swift who paraded about the Grammy’s like a provocative but sensible stork in her shiny pink full-sized panties. Taylor Swift took the comment as intended, as a joke. She knows deep in her heart she’s much prettier and more perfect than Schumer. Also Schumer has yet to fuck one of the boys on Swift’s secret potential sweethearts list. There’d be nothing funny about that, fat comic bitch.

Schumer is not an idiot. She aligned herself in perspective behind her obese friend Bridget to look comparatively fit. Who needs Photoshop when you’ve got 200 pounds of Bridget? This is the kind of photo that would send you or I to sexual harassment training if discovered in the office email. For these striking it rich gals, it’s just nonstop middle school girl fun. This is what equality looks like. There was never any pretense it would be pretty.

Photo credit: Amy Schumer/Instagram