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January 9, 2016 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and rips off his cock.
He’s going to get Montezuma’s revenge for real. (TMZ)
Daniela Lopez Osorio shows off her stuff in Victoria’s Secret. (Last Men On Earth)
Who doesn’t love seeing Natalie Dormer topless? (Egotastic All-Stars)
Leelee Sobieski sports a revealing bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the vainest bitch of all? (The Chive)
Olivia Munnn brings the cleav. (Hollywood Tuna)
Preggo Chrisst Teigen’s tits are enormous. (Popoholic)