Amy Schumer Topless In Your Garage

For decades the Pirelli auto company in Italy produced a pin-up girl calendar for their retailers and trade folk and mechanics to stare at tits on the wall while switching out carburetors. I know you don’t know what that is. Pirelli used to get chicks like Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima out to some remote island with Terry Richardson who would fill a crystal blue bay full with his jizz while shooting the chicks topless. European sensibilities are no longer sensible, even in Europe. The calendar has spent the last few years politically correcting itself. 2016 nailed it, with body proud shots of largely unattractive famous women shaping the world of the modern female. Amy Schumer, Serena Williams, Patti Smith, Yoko Ono, some UN ambassador chick and other women that your average twelve year old girl really looks up to after Taylor Swift and Black Jesus and her touchy stepdad.

It was always mildly questionable what sexy naked women had to do with automobiles. It’s entirely unclear what empowered random women with chunky bodies have in common with vroom vroom. Amy Schumer says she never felt more beautiful than in these photos for Pirelli. That’s great for her, though less great for Phil’s bay at Jiffy Lube.

Photo Credit: Pirelli Calendar