FEMEN Wins Court Case In Paris

The lovely ladies of FEMEN cheered in a French court as they were acquitted of all charged related to running their naked tits over the antiquities of Notre Dame Cathedral in protest of something super important nobody remembers. It was written on their tits in felt pen if you want to go back and look. This was considered a very French decision as the judges agreed that surly women without real jobs were to be granted great leeway in their public behavior. You start jailing women in France for screaming and breaking shit and there’s nobody left to run the tobacco shops. We do the same thing here n the U.S. with good looking women with nice tits. Go visit a women’s penitentiary. Stay until you see a girl who could’ve made varsity cheerleading. See you never.

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