Kardashians Paying Scott Disick $20 Million to STFU

In the category of biggest winning loser, not many can compete with Scott Disick. This lounge-about drunk has done nothing with his life but fuck and vacation his way into some serious cash. It’s a great gig if you can get it. Disick earned upwards of fifteen million playing the role of hard drinking but lovable scoundrel baby daddy to Kourtney Kardashian for several years on their aborted family fetus highlight reel on E!. Now, the fucked up first family is putting together a package of $20 million in blood diamonds to get him to sign a forever binding shut the fuck up NDA. The document would compel Disisck to reply to questions about anything Kardashian with either ‘OMG, what a great family! or ‘I’m positive the missing charity money went to a good cause’.

Given how much is already known about this whore clan, it’s hard to imagine what could be worth a small fortune to keep buried in the closet. Disick does have what no other gone clear ex-cult member possesses. Stories about the supremely fake and staged lives of the Kardashian monied midgets and the legitimacy among their same fan base to blow it up something fierce. If they didn’t fear his tell-all, they wouldn’t be filling Gucci bags with cash for the drop. The only hope is he gets so fucked up on rum and rum he forgets that being rich is far better than being honest. If Disick isn’t at least a U.S. Senator by 2020, I’d be surprised.

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