Bieber Sorry For Ass Shot

Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you’d think like it’s obnoxious and he’s accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend’s daughters saw it, which is by far the creepiest possible scenario:

“Hey I Deleted the photo of my butt on Instagram not because I thought it was bad but someone close to me’s daughter follows me and she was embarrassed that she saw my butt and I totally wasn’t thinking in that aspect.”

The problem might lie with your friend’s parenting of her illegitimate child. Your ass is tough to look at but much less offensive than any one of your overproduced songs. Or your gay wigger face. I thought Instagram had a nudity policy. Don’t let that pass for standards, they specifically allow pigs to wallow in shit. Two years from now that little girl will be a music video whore. It’s all your fault. Now we’re going to stick this Q-tip in your urethra. Go ahead and murder the help on your rented boat just don’t let the guy’s genitals peak out in the crime scene photo. That would be offensive.

Photo Credit: Instagram