Michelle Lewin in A Bikini

June 8, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Is it acceptable that fitness trainers have so many contrived body parts? I consider it the height of the craft. Since when did we start labeling certain sciences as more decent than any others. The science of nutrition, the science of body building, and the science of injecting shit into your tits and ass and cleaving a rib or three from your thorax are all under the same umbrella of fuckability studies. You’re not escaping Venezuela with just a Xeroxed spin class teaching certificate and hope. Back up to the silicone dispenser and deposit five generations of your family’s bolívars. Miami doesn’t believe in tears.

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