FEMEN Have Lost Their Way

FEMEN might be victims of their own success. Like any franchise operation, it’s a struggle keep the satellite entities in tune with the strident feminist agenda during periods of rapid expansion. Franchisees can easily go rogue. This group of titty painted protestors in France found themselves denouncing a law that fines johns for soliciting prostitution. I’m not sure that got routed through central for approval.

In France it’s always been okay for men to seek out prostitutes provided the sex was stale and neither side experienced joy. Also, chain smoking and home remedy abortions. Now, they want to bill busted husbands $500 for the pleasure of licking dirty nylons. The local FEMEN chapter penned some shit on their tits, packed some dry sandwiches, and off they went. This is what ultimately killed Radio Shack. Get your shit together, ladies. This globe doesn’t spin right without angry topless women screaming their heads off.

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