Justin Bieber Doinking Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you’re angry because you’re short and your mom’s a whore and she was the better parent, why not use your baby wang to get back at God. Justin Bieber isn’t The Brain. He can’t conjure up plots for world domination. But he can fuck all the Baldwin and Jenner girls before noon. It’s not a bad bingo card to fill out. There’s some natural rooting interest behind the vengeance filled twerp determined to win his reunion. Bieber didn’t do school so this is his moment to tell everybody what he’s been up to the past ten years. Whip out the photo album of all the models and celebrities who begged you to finish inside of them. That beats Kenny making Junior Manager.

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