Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond is the ease at which these gents are staring at your ass while they urinate. Perhaps there’s a language barrier but you don’t want to be throwing the phrase Dude Soup around unless you are seeking another modeling contract and are ordering a bowl of it. You’re on salary now. They can’t hurt you anymore. Sometimes when you are rocking a pretty husband you feel the need to be in the presence of a bunch of smelly dude bros eating pool nachos. Not that you’d act on whatever gang bang fantasies you may or may not have. I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. It’s like the smoker who quit a few months back but doesn’t mind if you blow it in your face. We had some good times. This is business.

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