Maroon 5 is past their salad days and Adam Levine is looking for someone to blame. The band’s most recent music has a feature from Cardi B. Cardi B! And Adam actually has the audacity to wonder where the... READ MORE

Your week is nearly over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Bella Hadid nude, Behati Prinsloo's nips, and the Top 10 Horror Movie Nude Scene of the 1980s! READ MORE

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened

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CBS ran a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn’t purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to... READ MORE

Some might say that wearing lingerie at the beach doesn’t make any sense. Those people can bite me. If Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo want to frolic in the panties at the beach that’s their right as Americans…or wherever... READ MORE

Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude’s I don’t think I’d like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond... READ MORE

The wind did us all a favor and blew up Behati Prinsloo’s skirt at a Tommy Hilfiger show. I guess God wanted to see her ass. Or she did. Thought probably not her husband who still finds girl parts... READ MORE

That awkward moment when you accidentally catch sight of your buddy’s wife’s nipples. You shouldn’t look, but you do. God made your nuts, he didn’t write anybody’s wedding vows. I don’t know what to say. You’re a pig. Embrace... READ MORE

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in... READ MORE