The Biebs Manually Photoshops

Some future food stamp recipients have been arguing on comment threads about whether Justin Bieber’s Men’s Health magazine cover is Photoshopped. Let me save you the trouble, who gives a fuck. It appears the photo is real yet Bieber is flexing his twink extremities while trying to look casual. While this isn’t a genuine representation of what he looks like eating cereal it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s foul play involved. You can shove a a portable car jack down your boxers to make your dick look bigger and stand on step stool to appear more Tom Cruise in stature, that isn’t Photoshop, it’s just resourcefulness. Let’s stop abusing the term Photoshop and start verbally abusing Bieber at his MetRex appearances. Also you can’t take a selfie from ten yards away. I know you’re confused. Call your grandkids.

Photo Credit: MensHealth.com