Bieber’s Egging Victim Gets Greedy

Justin Bieber’s neighbor Jeff Schwartz has already received $80,000 for damages from eggs being thrown at his house which is slightly above market value. How much does a Brillo Pad run these days? He’s now going for a cool million, alleging emotional distress and damage to his reputation. Schwartz thinks he is now too closely identified as the guy who is suing Bieber, which could easily be remedied if he wasn’t suing Bieber. That being said you can spit on me once and call me racial epithets if there’s a million bucks at the end of the line, just don’t touch my weave.

Schwartz sells cars online. I’m not sure how his business has been impacted by Bieber and his brat pack stoners but my guess is it hasn’t. You can’t have it both ways Schwartz. If you want to file a bogus lawsuit people are going to notice. You’re the one holding the keys here. Next time there’s a problem walk over and calmly explain to that Canadian twink how you’re going to trade a thug a Mercedes SLS to murder him if he doesn’t turn the music down. There’s no need to involve the courts. Unless you follow through. You only live once.

Photo Credit: JeffreySchwartz.com