Bieber’s Buddy Charged

Lil Twist, who has wrecked Justin Bieber’s car and thrown unsanctioned parties at his house, has been charged with six felonies including burglary, grand larceny, and being named Lil Twist. Twist was crashing at Kyle Massey’s apartment, who is a Disney channel child actor and probably just as badass as Lil Twist. When Massey’s brother kicked Twist and his posse of confident midgets out of their apartment they returned and assaulted him with brass knuckles and stole his wallet. That wasn’t a great idea, since there was a clear motive and also there aren’t that many dudes out there named Lil Twist wearing twenty-eight pounds of faux jewelry. A warrant has been issued for his arrest. When Bieber’s P.R. people convince him not to lend legal support to this also-ran, he’s going to be up shit creek. If you can’t imagine a much larger inmate asking this kid in the showers how he got the nickname, Lil Twist, you’re not imagining fun enough.

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