Drake’s Dad Is Dirty Old Man

Drake’s old ass dad, who’s name is Dennis Graham, spends all his time drinking and soliciting handsy photos with any piece of ass in his diminished line of sight and then posting them. Outside of that he is apparently an aspiring musician. He put out a feeler on Instagram saying he was looking for a “Classy female rapper” for a cut. It seems clear he is targeting chicks who think they can get to Drake through questionable mustache dad. Whatever. We both have an agenda here. Let’s talk about the song over a drink. No I don’t have access to a studio or a musical background. I’ll let you see Drake’s old bedroom. You find an angle you better work it. It’s hard out there for a pimp.

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