Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

December 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

In the spirit of the season, I’m solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can’t brag about it. It makes everybody else’s Porsche look really fucking weak. There are only three real ways to be gangster. Beat a man to death with your rings, ass fuck Nicki Minaj, or buy yourself a G6. Bieber quickly identified his only possible admissions criteria and he went for it. Selena Gomez got a lesbian chick with an expert tongue, Bieber got a fucking jet. Who wins now, pancake face?

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