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December 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
As far as beards go, you could do worse than picking a pubescent looking chick with a childish stage name. Outside of asking for money to go to the mall, she’s mostly going to leave you alone to work on your acoustic guitar riffs and snapchats with Hugh Jackman about the craft. At some point one of her little friends is going to whisper in her ear about how awesome sex is and she’s going to start looking at you funny with tears in her eyes, that’ll be the time to ask for your favorite flannel shirt back and click her an Uber.
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