Is there a term available used to describe the opposite of a “celebrity power couple?” Because if there is, the union between Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs is it, chief. For now, I’ll just label them as a celebrity... READ MORE

If you wanted to make your ex jealous you should have dated Katy Perry right after Kristen. Katy Perry looks down to do everything Kristen wouldn’t in bed. She’s even into girls too and looks like the type that’s... READ MORE

T-Pain not so considerately joked that Robert Pattinson had proposed to the over accessorized avatar who calls herself FKA Twigs. A tear ridden conversation no doubt ensued once she heard the news as she proceeded to continuously ask if this... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson’s flail wielding Road Warrior girlfriend posed naked for V Magazine. How does this bitch travel? I find it a pain in the ass to take my belt off at Airport Security, let alone remove a stud from my... READ MORE

As far as beards go, you could do worse than picking a pubescent looking chick with a childish stage name. Outside of asking for money to go to the mall, she’s mostly going to leave you alone to work... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend performed in Miami reminding everybody that Robert Pattinson is an edgy dude who likes complicated women, clearly not a closeted gay man building asexual relationships with emotional disturbed girls. She’s British and has a funky... READ MORE

The 14-year-old obese girls and closeted men who love Twilight are attacking Robert Pattinson’s new beard because she’s black. He’s “dating” the stupidly named FKA Twigs and Twilight fans have been harassing her with racist comments. It’s always sad... READ MORE