Bria Murphy Is a Good Celebrity Daughter

Don’t get arrested, don’t get fat, and tell everybody at parties that you’re going to be a model or start your own clothing line or something pro forma nobody ever asks a followup about. That’s really all you need to do as a celebrity daughter. For that you get a sweet allowance, a cool condo, a nice car, and you get to fuck pretty much whoever you want. I’d make that deal.

I don’t know why so many of these silver spoon born make it so complicated. Bria Murphy’s celebrity parents are divorced, they’re involved in their own new flings, dad’s dating a white chick not much older than Bria herself. Fuck, she has all the reasons of any celebrity kid to be a major pain in the Paxil ass. But look at that smiling punim. She gets it. The alternatives are all much much harder.

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