Abbey Clancy In A Bikini

I continue to be amazed at the kind of women soccer players pull in regularly. It’s probably my American anti-soccer bias, but most of these hands-free athletes seem to be physically engaged to girls who look like top tier baseball player second wives. You know, not the first wives who helped them get through the minor leagues and lived in crappy housing and got knocked up once or twice. I’m talking about the former pageant girls and Hooters waitresses who swoop in when the major league long term deals are signed. The smart ones.

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