I’m going to spend my entire life bitching about soccer being a crappy sport. Meanwhile, all the soccer players will continue to get crazy hot women and not give a shit about people like me bitching about soccer. Jealousy... READ MORE

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I continue to be amazed at the kind of women soccer players pull in regularly. It’s probably my American anti-soccer bias, but most of these hands-free athletes seem to be physically engaged to girls who look like top tier... READ MORE

In my next life, I’m coming back as a beautiful woman. Sure, you’ve got all the pawing and molestations to endure as a child, but you soften that blow with a little Xanax and move on into an adulthood... READ MORE

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Abbey Clancy was heading to her dance studio this morning, and she was in absolutely no mood for the paparazzi. She covered up her face and clearly expressed her displeasure at being photographed so early, because sometimes a sort-of-famous... READ MORE