Justin Bieber Has A Whiny New Song For His Fans

While Justin Bieber has been trying so hard to prove to everyone how tough he is by dressing like the toughest mother fucker in high school at Coachella this month, his latest song is nothing but a whiny little ballad for all of his sad, horny tween fans. It’s almost impossible to decipher the lyrics for “We Were Born for This,” because the mix of autotune and pussy ache makes this track completely unbearable, but I’m sure that all of Justin’s fans already think it’s the greatest song ever written. All we can really hope for is that they catch on to the subtle remarks about sizzurp, and he’s arrested and charged as soon as the first kid slips into a coma.