The Happy Girls of FEMEN Have Returned

Those happy go lucky partymeisters from the Ukraine are back and stepping up their game after a winter regroup at a Kiev area coffee house and poetry slam center. For a while there the lovely ladies of FEMEN veered off track, taking on all kinds of socio-economic and global trade tirades. Way too arcane. If you’re a bunch of angry topless chicks with scribble all over your bodies, you’ve got to go after the standards. Like abortion rights. That’s got built-in draw. Find a Spanish Cardinal and yell the fuck out of his ear in various broken dialects about the church and politicians and dudes staying out of your vagina business. These irate ladies scare the living shit out of me, but if they’re fighting so that a Spanish chick I knock up on holiday can go get that fucker hoovered out for a couple Euro, keep on screaming, my little darlings. Make daddy suffer and we all win.

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