Shia LaBeouf And His Crown of Thorns

Noted original thinker Shia Labeouf is threatening to quit public life after being accused of plagiarism. It all started when the shit nugget was caught taking credit for a story written by Dan Clowes. He then apologized by sky writing “I’m sorry Dan Clowes” but then turned around and tried to plagiarize Clowes again. When Clowes’ attorneys sent him a cease and desist letter, this moron posted pics of the document. So, like the cowardly fuck wad that he is, he is threatening to leave the spotlight. I thought the fact that he’s now doing unwatchable indie films with his shlong hanging out had effectively done that but I guess not. He Tweeted,

“In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to those who have supported me. #stopcreating.”

He could probably list the names of those who supported him within his 140 character limit on Twitter. Like his imaginary friend Rick who reminds Shia how great artists and thinkers through the ages have been tormented for their genius. And then Rick suggests that Shia is closer to Jesus than he thinks, then Shia laughs off the comparison, but deep down he knows Rick is telling the truth. This guy isn’t retiring from crap.