Charlize Theron Helps Sean Penn Help Haiti

Hard to believe it’s already the third annual Sean Penn and Friends Help Haiti Gala. Let’s not be coy here, Sean Penn doesn’t have any friends. This is all Sean Penn. He’s lifting Haiti like mighty Atlas, aided only by as much liquid human growth hormone as Charlize Theron is willing to shoot into his scaly ass cheeks without getting the willies. When Sean Penn first started his mission in post-Earthquake Haiti, the nation was as downtrodden, impoverished, and corrupt a nation as you’d find on this planet. Three years later and you could easily argue that Congo is worse. Sometimes, making a difference means putting on a suit and showing off your hot new young girlfriend at a Beverly Hills hotel. Sean Penn will do that. Three times now.

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