Justin Bieber Might End Up Getting Pounded In An Argentine Jail

Justin Bieber has managed to set off a possible international dragnet to bring him to justice. An Argentine photographer claims that Bieber’s security team, at Bieber’s request, beat him up and stole his shit. He has asked Interpol to pick up the little snot-nosed shit weasel and bring him back to Argentina to face charges. If Interpol accepts the allegations, Justin could be picked up the next time he travels abroad. He’s gotten into a lot of trouble so far on his international tour. He was caught tagging in Australia and was seen entering a notorious Brazilian brothel. But this time he may have finally crossed the celebrity justice line. This time his little pimply ass might be really in deep shit. So, let us pray.

Oh, dear baby Jesus, I don’t ask you for much. But please, as a Christmas wish for me and everyone one Earth, please let Interpol arrest Justin Bieber. Take him back to Argentina where he will be torn apart by a bunch of gaucho criminals that will pass him around like a fleshlight at the world’s most bromantic frat house. His tears would be worth more than frankincense and myrrh this holiday season. Amen.