Justin Bieber Is Retiring From Music (VIDEO)

Hooker-loving bucket-pisser Justin Bieber was a guest on Power 106 in Los Angeles yesterday to promote his upcoming album, or maybe we should call it his final album to be more accurate. Bieber, possibly high as fuck, told the dozen or so people in the studio that after Journals is released, he’s “retiring, man” and he’s done with music, because what better way to get people to stop talking about how much of a shithead you are than by threatening to stop doing what you’re famous for? Then, when he’s eventually busted for a DUI or when a dead prostitute is found in his driveway, he can declare, “My new album drops next month!” before tossing the Chris Brown Guide to Public Relations in his trash.