Justin Bieber Graduates From Whoring to Tagging

Justin Bieber is in trouble again after he was allegedly caught spray painting graffiti on a wall in Brazil. The pint-sized turd was apparently tagging the old Hotel Nacional in Rio while his bodyguards stood watch. Some photographers took some pics of the little cockmunch doing it too and they got seriously harassed and assaulted. It’s unclear what he was painting. I imagine that he was writing out the names of all the cute boys he likes. The cops went to the villa where he was staying but he wasn’t home. The little Peter Pan has been having quite a week in Brazil. I guess he figures that since he’s in a foreign country he can commit crime and act like he’s a hell of a lot more interesting than he really is. In Brazil graffiti is a crime punishable with up to a year in jail. I would love to see what would happen to Justin Bieber in a Brazilian prison. They would tear him apart like bread soaked in milk.

(Pictured above: paparazzo goes back to whitewash Bieber’s graffiti the morning after the shit stain tried to assault him.)

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