Justin Bieber Offered Pimp Apprenticeship At Famous Brothel

Justin Bieber has been offered a “pimp apprenticeship” in Nevada’s infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. We told you yesterday that the little weasel turd was spotted at a well known whorehouse in Brazil. He was seen leaving with two ladies of the night. His bodyguards tried to disguise him under a bed sheet but his teen rebel tattoos were showing. Now Dennis Hof of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada wants Biebs to become his partner. Unlike the crab infested whores Bieber had peg him in Brazil, the girls at the Bunny Ranch are tested by the state regularly for vaginal cooties. The slogan Hof put ten seconds into coming up with is “Be a Belieber in safe sex.” Hof wants to create a Justin Bieber suite where you can nail your choice of hookers on Justin Bieber sheets you can later take home to show your wife how your boring business trip went. This guy Hof seems like a big picture Ted talk kind of thinker. But I’m not so sure he understands what guys are thinking of when they pay to put their dick into a woman who calls herself Ashanté.