Shia LaBeouf Got Punched In the Face Again

Justin Bieber is pretty prodigious at pussy scuffles, but he’s still not even to the legend, Shia LaBeouf. Shia is like Bieber without the bodyguards. He gets wasted and picks fights with dudes who invariably wallop him with a few good licks before somebody convinces Shia to run away. It happened again over the weekend in London. Pretty standard story. Shia saw two girls puking in the gutter outside of a nightclub and decided he wanted to video document it for the virtual emotional journal his psychiatrist helped him invent. The birds got to screaming at Shia to turn off the camera. Some British type guy nearby took exception with Shia’s bad form and told him to take a hike. So, Shia started filming him too. The two tussled, and the bloke punched Shia in the face. Shia responded bravely by running away. Later the girls who were puking said they wished they had known the pussy punk with the cell camera was Shia LaBeouf because they love him and would’ve been happy to have him film their retching.  This all happened. It really did. The puking girls. The actor pussy. And the Sir Walter Raleigh.

Photo credit: TMZ (but that was a couple getting-punched-in-the-faces ago)