Bieber Won’t Get Reamed For Spitting On The Dick Next Door

October 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Justin Bieber will not be charged for an incident in which he threatened and then spit on one of his neighbors. The expectorant happened when the douche that lives next door to Justin got on the Biebs tender girlish ass about driving like an asshole. Justin supposedly spit on the guy, as he is want to do, and threatened to kick his ass. Prosecutors decided that there wasn’t enough evidence to charge Justin with any crimes. After all, being a shit-eating little dick weasel isn’t against the law…not yet. If there’s any justice in this world, one day we’ll all be reading the headline, ‘Justin Bieber drowns in pool of spit, spontaneous celebration ensues’.

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