OJ Simpson Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar

Famous murderer and Samsonite salesman OJ Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria. You’ll recall that OJ is serving jail time for armed robbery after he and some armed friends tried to snatch back some OJ memorabilia in Vegas. The report states that OJ was caught by a prison guard trying to sneak a dozen oatmeal cookies back to his cell. Stealing food is a big no no in the joint an can get you thrown into solitary. The guard shook out OJ’s prison uniform and the cookies all fell to the floor. They let him off with a warning…this time. It may seem like a small thing but you let a guy get away with cookie thievery and the next thing you know he’s jealously decapitating his ex-wife and a slicing open a random waiter he mistook for her new boyfriend. It happens just that quickly.