Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

Bethenny Frankel is all torn up over her recent divorce. They do say the death of your second two-year marriage is always the one that gets to you. Now Bethenny is doing what all great women do after failing miserably in their personal lives, she’s writing a book giving advice to other women on how to be happy. And skinny too. In her latest book, Skinnygirl Solutions: Your Straight-Up Guide to Home, Health, Family, Career, Style, and Sex, Bethenny offers up pearls of dietary wisdom such as:

• Listen to your food voice, not your food noise
• Make food moments meaningful
• Don’t let good enough be good enough
• Taste everything, eat nothing

Just in case these trite and completely unintelligible slogans may not get you exactly where you want to be shape wise, in later chapters Bethenny also offers up advice on removing bulimia vomit stains from your favorite blouse, blowing plastic surgeons so you can afford the good boobs, and making your face look like a gravely ill chimpmunk so that people don’t even notice your waistline in the first place. It’s practical advice from a practical woman who has faced it all, and failed miserably. Now, she’s ready to help you.

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