Three of These Fashionistas Will Suck Your Dick Without Complaining

Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always get the ‘take it all off, baby’ advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the guys would have to scramble because that was what they were really thinking.

Here’s Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Emma Roberts at the Versace Fashion Show in Paris. I can’t think of a place I’d rather not be more than a fashion show in Paris. And I once lived in Ohio.

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