Dakota Johnson might not have gotten a spoonful ice cream in her pussy in Fifty Shades: Freed, but she does show her Ben and her Jerry. Mena Suvari is still alive during a lez sex scene with Lena Hall... READ MORE

Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But... READ MORE

Mean Suvari hit up Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas, this weekend, and … ooff.  I always forget how unsatisfying it is to look at girls who are this flat.  And I don’t even know what she could... READ MORE

Mena Suvari is in Mexico this week with her tiny boyfriend, and I can’t explain why but I hate that dude. I have no idea who he is but I guarantee he sucks. He acts real tough. Says, “be-lee... READ MORE

It's easy to see how Mena Suvari fell under the charms of this cool guy.  What a hunk.  The long outrageous shorts, the underwear sticking out the top, the big sunglasses and the ink up and down his arm.... READ MORE

Mena Suvari was nice enough to wear a thong to the beach in Miami this weekend, but if there’s a seamless way to combine today’s sexy photographs so it looks like Sarah Larson is biting Mena Suvaris ass, I... READ MORE

Mena Suvari shaved her head earlier this week, and god only knows what her pot addled mind was thinking, because it's not like this chick can't be hot when she wants too.  Look at her here and here and... READ MORE

I was gonna say that Mena Suvari has some pretty weird breasts, but then I realized her heads not that great either.  Or her stomach. Or hair. Or glasses.  So it would have been a miracle of modern science... READ MORE