Selena Gomez Just Couldn’t Resist The Swag

It could be a coincidence that Selena Gomez flew to Norway on the same day that her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber was performing in concert, much like it could be a coincidence that Kate Upton’s tits jiggle every time someone points a camera at her. But there’s a pretty good chance that Selena is there because she’s back in the Bieber-banging business, and that’s sad because she was finally starting to look pretty hot in a “maybe this girl isn’t an idiot” kind of way.

Instead, TMZ reported that Selena has been torturing the Biebs, which sounds great at first until we realize that it’s only figurative and she’s just been giving him swaggy blue balls as punishment for being a douchebag and cheating on her. It’s also a good business move by Selena, though, whose own concert tour begins later this year in Canada, so there’s a good chance that she just needs him to sell tickets and hold her purse.

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