Sean Penn’s Son Has His Dad’s Nose And Hatred

Sean Penn is celebrated by his peers as one of Hollywood’s greatest actors, and in his own mind he’s probably the greatest person and humanitarian who has ever lived. In reality, he’s a pretty good actor who will probably one day retire as a god in South America, because he has spent the past decade or so kissing political ass in Venezuela and Argentina. In his defense, if you’ve seen Argentina’s Pamela David, you can’t really blame the guy.

One of the shittiest things about wealthy dick actors, though, is that their apples usually don’t fall too far from the trees, and Penn’s son, Hopper (see above in an episode of Viva la Bam when he was younger), is already pissing on Mother Theresa’s grave and redefining A-list humanitarian.

19-year-old Hopper Penn was following his dad into a medical building when he got into the altercation with an African-American photographer (not TMZ’s).

The nuclear exchange was all caught on tape … Hopper gets up in the photog’s face, pushing him, then says, “F*** you … you’re a f***ing f***ot … shut up you f***ing n***er.” (TMZ)

Wow, that’s the hate speech double whammy, and on the same day that millions of people changed their Facebook pictures to equal signs. “Thanks, that really makes up for the hate and Matthew Shepard,” said gay people everywhere.

As for Hopper, the photographer isn’t pressing charges, because he was simply pushed and not shot in the chest. But at 20-years old, this guy is a baseball bat attack on Madonna shy of being his dad’s spitting image. And we can’t rule that out, because he’s right in the thick of Madonna’s gross old lady sex age range.