Ryanair Flight Attendants In Bikinis

Ryanair is pretty much considered the single worst airline in the world. I’m not making that up, they came in dead last in the Zagat survey, or first I suppose, if you’re striving to be the worst. They scored worse than Aeroflot, that’s no simple task. The airline is constantly in the news for safety concerns, near misses and collisions, shoddy service, janky onboard flight practices, fees for everything from crackers to toilet use, seats and overhead luggage compartments littered with paid ads, and just generally being really effin’ stinky. Literally. There’s even a IHateRyanair website where people can get together to share their hatred of Ryanair. But, they do have sort of hot flight attendants. And they pose in a bikini calendar each year to try and get your mind off the fact that you’re probably going to die on your next Ryanair flight, or wish you could.