Johnny Depp is single

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have been together for almost 15 years, and though they never married they have two kids together (13 year old daughter Lily-Rose and 10 year old son Jack) but after months of rumors that their relationship was in trouble, today it was officially announced that they have in fact separated.

“Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

Indeed, yes, people should do that, because Johnny Depp is about as nice and decent a human being as you’ll ever find, in Hollywood or anywhere else.

But first what the fuck is with her teeth? Seriously. Of course he broke up with her. Her smile is like a black hole of sorrow that eats your happiness when you make eye contact with it.