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Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant, part 2

December 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I know we just covered this but Jessica Simpson was out in New York this morning and holy shit. That baby is either a bear or it has gigantism. Or she had sex with the Hulk but as far as I know he’s not even real. And she told Access Hollywood she isn’t due until spring, so she might only be 5 months pregnant here. She’s only 5’2″, her poor vagina is gonna get annihilated if this moose tries to go through there. If she ever has another baby the delivery is gonna look like a kid coming out of a water slide.

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